Two new Harry Potter books may be debuting later this October, but till then, here’s the perfect thing to keep the magic strong: introducing “Cards Against Muggles” – an NSFW Potterhead card game that pretty much runs on the same formula as popular party game Cards Against Humanity.
Like the original, it’s tailor-made for people who get off on inappropriate humour. And it works exactly the same way too. You’re required to stitch together funny sentences to trigger the most laughs, although you’d probably need to have a lot of in-depth knowledge to ‘get’ the jokes from the HP version.
Created by a group of hardcore Harry Potter fans, the card game features a total of 1,300 cards, with some of the cheekier ones parading statements like: “Having to explain to Madam Pomfrey why you used engorgio on your dick.” or “Losing the House Cup because Harry and his friends went on another fu*king adventure.”
Want to score these cards? Well, the good news is that all 1,300 cards are available for download online at muggles.cards. The bad news is that you’ve got to print them out all by yourself, which to us, is a bit of a hassle (not to mention, a waste of money).
If that doesn’t bother you however, here’s your chance to show that you’re a true blue Potter fan. Oh, and you might want to check out the company’s other card game – “Cards Against Disney” – if making dirty jokes about Harry and Snape get a little too tiresome.
For more information, visit muggles.cards.
All images taken from Cards Against Muggles.
